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For some inscrutable reason, he decided to have a snake for a pet. He was fearless and he loved the snake. It would coil and sleep on his bed every night. One day, he found that the snake was lying straight next to him. It wasn't eating anything either. Worried, he decided to consult the vet. "Do you think he is sick?" "For how long has this been happening?" "For the past two days." "Get rid of him right now. He is measuring you." -A real life incident as narrated to me by Cheryl Ann Couto